After three odd decades of dreaming about it and one and half years of doing it, I finally did it. I wrote a book. But not only that, I published it - big difference.
Behold the fruits of my labor:
Please click "preview" beneath the picture of the book and have a look at the first ten pages to get a feel for the material. Please enjoy and let me know what you think. If you'd like to actually buy the book, wow, that'd be gravy.
As an incentive, if you buy the book and if you live within 24,859.82[*] miles of me, then I will travel to where you live and sign the book for you.[**]
As an added incentive, if you buy the book, and you know from which movie the dedication is drawn from (viewable in the preview) and if you know from which children's book the last line in the "About the author" section is from (not viewable in the preview),[***] then when I sign the book for you, I'll also bring along a 10% discount.
Gratefully yours,
Martin (Mordechi) Bodek
[*] The circumference of the earth.
[**] Kidding! (but I will make a decent effort)
[***] WithOUT Googling!