An Open Letter to Jackie Pick

An open Letter to Jackie Pick, Offering Passover Seder Advice Dear Jackie, I read your open letter to Dr. Fauci (https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-dr-anthony-fauci-asking-for-passover-seder-advice) with great interest. Dr. Fauci's day is well-documented. He works 19 hours a day, runs for 45 minutes, then presumably washes his hands for the remainder of the time.
As such, he likely won't have any time to respond to your letter. Fortunately, I'm in a position to, having written The Coronavirus Haggadah in apparent anticipation of your letter. Its contents address nearly every single one of your points. You made 14 points, and there are 14 sections to the seder. Coincidence? I think not. I address handwashing particulars, afikoman regulations, Elijah's activities this year, and much more. Please enjoy, and have a wonderful seder. I have it here for free distribution: https://tinyurl.com/CoronavirusHaggadah And I have print and ebook versions whose proceeds go to whom the work is dedicated: for all those in the trenches. http://www.lulu.com/shop/martin-bodek/the-coronavirus-haggadah/paperback/product-24486572.html http://www.lulu.com/shop/martin-bodek/the-coronavirus-haggadah/ebook/product-24486799.html Sincerely, Martin Bodek